Where does one even start to describe a product that has been years in the making and taken up more time than a baby and you social media combined?

More of this, bla bla bla. Stretchiest Neoprene you will ever find, bla bla. Use it for any cockpit size...almost. Get to be a less stiff bad-ass roller. Helps floating, bla bla, look like Illuminati's executioner. Made in Europe. Sizes are generously stretchy and on the bigger spectrum. Pick one step smaller than usual, or pick "your" size and you can wear a PFD under it, become even stiffer and sweat to death. Your choice. Smaller sizes have tighter hoods. This shit is made for you not to get cold. Celebrate Christmas and a happy new rolling year in it!

Or we dare you: paddle bare-ass at midsummer eve, take a picture (not too close please) and it WILL get published here :) Prizes will be ex-orbital, of course!

The tuilik paddle jacket is the traditional seal-skin jacket worn by arctic seal hunters. This is a neoprene replica of the real thing. Rumor has it, it is even better than the real thing ;)

Keeps the krill and cold ocean outside, where it has always belonged.